shit iam juiced to be leaving iam not gonna lie iam soooo done with skool. there are gonna be somethings i miss though. Like all da cool teachers and funny conversations ive had with them. and all the important stuff they put in my head too. iam gonna miss seeing all my school friends. iam gonna miss all the class pizza parties ive had. iam gonna miss bein a ninja around school and skip class and run around hiding from the golfcarts, hittin cuts and hoppin fences, find a legit spot real quick on campus to smoke a cig or half a blunt. iam gonna miss all the fun lunches and snacks i have. but besides that iam out fuka dis shit iam not gonna miss wakin up early or homework or projects or gettin in trouble or gettin lectured for something rediculous. iam not gonna miss going to 6 periods for 5 days of my week takin up all my day. iam not gonna miss making puppets iam not gonna mis reportcards, iam free. YEE!
CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES!
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
Thursday, February 26, 2009
rule of the bone.
This is a book that really pulled me in. Its basically about this kid named Chappie. He has family issues and conflict with his step dad. He smokes ganja and gets in a little trouble. He ends up leaving his parents, and becomes kinda of a nomad. He meets all different kinds of people and travels to many places too. He lives with crazy metal head bikers, he meets the bong brothers, hes lived above the video store, hes met rose, buster, has a good friend named russ, met Iman, went to jamaica, learned how to cook and garden, met alot of rastas, found his real father, seen death, found I self, lost his virginity, broke into summer house, shot a gun, stole a car, got a tattoo, escaped death and much more.
Thursday, February 19, 2009
HYPHY
THIS STORY IS FAKE ... I swear.
It was the night of Friday the 13th. There were ten of us, first we played hide-n-go-seek in the wooden park for an hour or two. Then we got twelve forty's and a huge bottle of vodka. The car we had was a little red five seat er. The driver drove, his girlfriend sat in shotgun, then me and three kids sat in the backseat, then we had two people sprawled on top of us and two people in the trunk. We went to a house first, after that we switched seats and I rode in the trunk with a friend. We were a little cramped but we sprawled to each side and had room. There was a speaker in the trunk so we were giggin' hard. Then a beer rolled between us and we cracked it and gulped it. Then we switched seats and i had my original seat. Then we smoked some blunts and kept sappin' the beer and the big bottle. Then we drove to the industrial park and opened all doors and had the car keep driving. We danced on the roof as the car coasted with the music blasting. I've got a forty in one hand and the bottle in the other hand. Everyone kept switching spots giggin' hella hard. Then two of my buds jumped off and was giggin' on the side of the building. Then two more of my buddies jumped off and climbed up the ladder to get a rooftop view. Then six of us jumped in the car and I sat out on the window part with my legs in the car. I had one hand in the car holding the handle and my other hand was holding the bottle of vodka. So we kept racing really fast in this circular track between the buildings. Then we would hit a corner and the driver would throw up the E-brake and we would drift, screeching around the corner, whipping across these wet roads. We would smash forward, pull the E-brake and cut the wheel and kept flying forward spinning out of control, while I am halfway out of the window holding on so tight and gripping the bottle of vodka even tighter. This driver had such good bars at driving. He would hit the E-brake and drift perfectly. Then the two people by the building put big wooden barricades when we hit the next corner going hella fast and we saw it and I thought we were going to drive straight into it, but he just pulls his E-brake and we skirt all the way to it until about two feet and jerk to a stop. Then I jumped off and started booking up the ladder where two of my friends were. So as I was on this two story roof with two of my friends, i walked up to my buddy who was on the phone sitting on this big bubble window. right when i got next to him the window cracked and my buddy started falling in he hit his back on a bar that was two feet down from the window. He started slippin backwards off the pull, but before he fell i launched my arm towards his collar and yanked him out. we both looked down into the factory and started laughin. if he would of fell he would of been badly injured or worst. So we climbed off the roof and partied some more on ground lvl. As we were smashin off everyone was tryin to get in the car and close the doors. but we picked up speed to fast and the doors wernt close. this girl was about to fall and eat it, and i was hammered so the first thing that came into mind was this girl needs room and iam dangling out the car i didnt want to get run over by the back wheel and i didnt want her to get run over. so i yelled let go and kicked off the car and tucked in a ball. I rolled and it didnt hurt one bit. i got up and started chasin the car they pulled over and let me in. Then we were off to fairfield for more havoc through out the night. This had to be one of the most hyphyest events in my life. I am not gonna finish this story, but I woke up the next afternoon on a couch that was quite comfy.
It was the night of Friday the 13th. There were ten of us, first we played hide-n-go-seek in the wooden park for an hour or two. Then we got twelve forty's and a huge bottle of vodka. The car we had was a little red five seat er. The driver drove, his girlfriend sat in shotgun, then me and three kids sat in the backseat, then we had two people sprawled on top of us and two people in the trunk. We went to a house first, after that we switched seats and I rode in the trunk with a friend. We were a little cramped but we sprawled to each side and had room. There was a speaker in the trunk so we were giggin' hard. Then a beer rolled between us and we cracked it and gulped it. Then we switched seats and i had my original seat. Then we smoked some blunts and kept sappin' the beer and the big bottle. Then we drove to the industrial park and opened all doors and had the car keep driving. We danced on the roof as the car coasted with the music blasting. I've got a forty in one hand and the bottle in the other hand. Everyone kept switching spots giggin' hella hard. Then two of my buds jumped off and was giggin' on the side of the building. Then two more of my buddies jumped off and climbed up the ladder to get a rooftop view. Then six of us jumped in the car and I sat out on the window part with my legs in the car. I had one hand in the car holding the handle and my other hand was holding the bottle of vodka. So we kept racing really fast in this circular track between the buildings. Then we would hit a corner and the driver would throw up the E-brake and we would drift, screeching around the corner, whipping across these wet roads. We would smash forward, pull the E-brake and cut the wheel and kept flying forward spinning out of control, while I am halfway out of the window holding on so tight and gripping the bottle of vodka even tighter. This driver had such good bars at driving. He would hit the E-brake and drift perfectly. Then the two people by the building put big wooden barricades when we hit the next corner going hella fast and we saw it and I thought we were going to drive straight into it, but he just pulls his E-brake and we skirt all the way to it until about two feet and jerk to a stop. Then I jumped off and started booking up the ladder where two of my friends were. So as I was on this two story roof with two of my friends, i walked up to my buddy who was on the phone sitting on this big bubble window. right when i got next to him the window cracked and my buddy started falling in he hit his back on a bar that was two feet down from the window. He started slippin backwards off the pull, but before he fell i launched my arm towards his collar and yanked him out. we both looked down into the factory and started laughin. if he would of fell he would of been badly injured or worst. So we climbed off the roof and partied some more on ground lvl. As we were smashin off everyone was tryin to get in the car and close the doors. but we picked up speed to fast and the doors wernt close. this girl was about to fall and eat it, and i was hammered so the first thing that came into mind was this girl needs room and iam dangling out the car i didnt want to get run over by the back wheel and i didnt want her to get run over. so i yelled let go and kicked off the car and tucked in a ball. I rolled and it didnt hurt one bit. i got up and started chasin the car they pulled over and let me in. Then we were off to fairfield for more havoc through out the night. This had to be one of the most hyphyest events in my life. I am not gonna finish this story, but I woke up the next afternoon on a couch that was quite comfy.
Friday, February 13, 2009
the underground spider infested tunnels
- by the high school is an entrance to a tunnel. If you saw this entrance you would probably not go into it. when you look into it, it looks crammed, flooded and dirty. Its pretty hidden and we finally found it so we wernt goin to back down. there were four of us and we were on a mission. I led first and as we entered it there were logs and other objects you can walk on so your feet dont get totally soaked. about 20 feet into the tunnel it opens up. there is barely any water running and you cant stand up but you can stand on your feet and crouch a lil and walk through this tunnel. As i led the group through the tunnels we started noticing all the spiders that were cover in what we didnt really know at first but it was bummpy and white. and thier whole bodies were covered. once we realized they were cover in spider eggs we through are hoods on and picked up speed. we hit a gutter and realized we were under the football field. It felt like is was talking forever. we hit a split and kept on goin. As we were walkin through the tunnel led to a little room and then the tunnel got really small were you could fit if you are on your feet and you bottom is almost touchin the ground and your leggs are bent. Sooo we all started crawlin through this tunnel then we hit a circular room with a ladder that leads up to a manhole. A few of the bigger kids said they cant hang anymore, so two of my buds climbed the ladder and pushed the manhole up and over. Then the four of us scrambled out into the middle of military street. there wasntone car in sight the hole time, it was like a movie we came out kinda between the high school and taco bell. then we put the man hole back on and strolled on the sidewalk dirty from head to toe.
Thursday, February 12, 2009
8 cuddyz deep and da Tower in the sky
It was Friday night at aboot 9:00pm when i showed up to Ryans house, where there was a pretty crackin party. Mingling, chattin, drinking, smoking, flirting, dancing and drinking. 11:30pm everyone gets kicked out. 7 of us roll to the street and we come up with the idea to go to the tower.
Now the tower is located in glen cove by the water surrounded by a fence with razor barb wire. Oh and were on foot and located over on the east side of town a few blocks past 7/11 and before the clocktower. So before we set off we had to make a detour to a friends house to stock up on more bud and drop off a few skateboards. We mobbed down miltary past 7/11 then turned down east 5th until we hit H street and turned right. we got to the house and didnt see one police on the way. when we got there we chilaxd for a few mins, some of us hit the bottle and then we left bringing another person. So 8 of us, with are hoods on moving in a pack in the middle of the steet. We mobbed down H street until we hit 1st then cut across and took cuts and detours till we hit Bobs Liquor, still not one cop and we havent seen a car since first street, it felt like the town was abandoned. We kept in the middle of the street the whole time. Past 9th street still no cars. past 12th street no cars. made it to the entrance of the state park and once we hit the dark cars started flyin down the off ramp. 8 deep as we stroll through the dark state park which is glazd over by this thick fog. As we were far into the state park a lady comes out of no where almost runs into one of us and says good morning to him, then puts her head down passes him comes up to me and says goodnight, puts here head down quickly again and passes me, and keeps walking past us then she said whatever and she kept walking down the path. we were like wtf! but we kept going around the path until we finally hit the hill, we climbed the hill and got to the fence that was covered with barb wire. There's a little part where you can get over but if you fall you fall on the razor wire. so we did it one at a time, as we all got over safely we looked strait up this huge tower and it is huge! there is a staircase in the middle which takes you to the first lvl. walking up these cold steps got my heart pumping. It felt like it kept going and going and looking down and ur so high its ridiculous. once we hit the first lvl we kicked it it was a big grate platform we all sat on. we partied up there for about 30 to 45 mins. and there are still 2 more lvls of this tower before you hit the top but to get to those lvls you have to climb up these long ladders. 8 of us on this first lvl so high up in the sky heka. I wanted to go to the top and only one other person said theyd do it. So 6 of them trekkd down the stairs to the bottom to wait for us. So my buddy followd me as we slowly climbed the ladder and we had to tell each other stories as we climbed cuz we were so startled. we hit the 2nd lvl laughin and coughin sayin oh god this is some fucked up shit. then we started the next ladder and we just kept talkin and it felt like forever but we made the two of us on top of the top. we smoked a victory cig and felt accomplished. We moved quickly down the tower not even scared as if we conquered it and it cant do us any harm. we hit the bottom telling everyone how cool it was. Then we got over the fence and started back. once we hit the beginning of the state park and back into benica we broke in to groups of 4 cuz 4 walkd down by 9th street and that cuts and then the other 4 which i was in, walked along miltary. we passed south hampton and 2 buddies in my group left up that way. So it was just me and a friend, then we passed the high school and i said bye to my friend and one love. I cut up through marry farmer, up some streets and got to my house around 3:15ish am. I hit my water bed and slept soo good.
Now the tower is located in glen cove by the water surrounded by a fence with razor barb wire. Oh and were on foot and located over on the east side of town a few blocks past 7/11 and before the clocktower. So before we set off we had to make a detour to a friends house to stock up on more bud and drop off a few skateboards. We mobbed down miltary past 7/11 then turned down east 5th until we hit H street and turned right. we got to the house and didnt see one police on the way. when we got there we chilaxd for a few mins, some of us hit the bottle and then we left bringing another person. So 8 of us, with are hoods on moving in a pack in the middle of the steet. We mobbed down H street until we hit 1st then cut across and took cuts and detours till we hit Bobs Liquor, still not one cop and we havent seen a car since first street, it felt like the town was abandoned. We kept in the middle of the street the whole time. Past 9th street still no cars. past 12th street no cars. made it to the entrance of the state park and once we hit the dark cars started flyin down the off ramp. 8 deep as we stroll through the dark state park which is glazd over by this thick fog. As we were far into the state park a lady comes out of no where almost runs into one of us and says good morning to him, then puts her head down passes him comes up to me and says goodnight, puts here head down quickly again and passes me, and keeps walking past us then she said whatever and she kept walking down the path. we were like wtf! but we kept going around the path until we finally hit the hill, we climbed the hill and got to the fence that was covered with barb wire. There's a little part where you can get over but if you fall you fall on the razor wire. so we did it one at a time, as we all got over safely we looked strait up this huge tower and it is huge! there is a staircase in the middle which takes you to the first lvl. walking up these cold steps got my heart pumping. It felt like it kept going and going and looking down and ur so high its ridiculous. once we hit the first lvl we kicked it it was a big grate platform we all sat on. we partied up there for about 30 to 45 mins. and there are still 2 more lvls of this tower before you hit the top but to get to those lvls you have to climb up these long ladders. 8 of us on this first lvl so high up in the sky heka. I wanted to go to the top and only one other person said theyd do it. So 6 of them trekkd down the stairs to the bottom to wait for us. So my buddy followd me as we slowly climbed the ladder and we had to tell each other stories as we climbed cuz we were so startled. we hit the 2nd lvl laughin and coughin sayin oh god this is some fucked up shit. then we started the next ladder and we just kept talkin and it felt like forever but we made the two of us on top of the top. we smoked a victory cig and felt accomplished. We moved quickly down the tower not even scared as if we conquered it and it cant do us any harm. we hit the bottom telling everyone how cool it was. Then we got over the fence and started back. once we hit the beginning of the state park and back into benica we broke in to groups of 4 cuz 4 walkd down by 9th street and that cuts and then the other 4 which i was in, walked along miltary. we passed south hampton and 2 buddies in my group left up that way. So it was just me and a friend, then we passed the high school and i said bye to my friend and one love. I cut up through marry farmer, up some streets and got to my house around 3:15ish am. I hit my water bed and slept soo good.
Monday, February 9, 2009
Baby Sat-in
Hmmm what to blog about well its Friday night and Iam sitting on this couch writing this blog down. WTF right? Friday night sitting on this couch writing a blog? But I have a good explanation for why iam not out doing a typical Friday thing. Well Iam babysitting, 3 kids to be exact. I think their Korean. But anyways I babysit these kids here and there if their parents need to go out or go party and the pay is cool. The youngest out of the 3 is Madison, shes 5 and heka funny and her voice sounds like an old lady that smokes cigs. Shes also a little moody and will hurt ya if you mess with her. The second youngest is mason, now this kid is seriously like Bruce Lee's "mini me". He looks like Bruce Lee first of all. Then its at least 14 or 15 time iam there i get a flying jump kick or a stealth judo chop to the neck. Oh and mason is 6 yrs old and he woops me in every wii sport. The oldest is Joshua and hes 10. Hes so hilarious that he makes himself laugh all the time. He says the most random things and hes very intelligent. He watches Simpsons, family guy, sponge bob, and south park. He also reads a lot of books and uses big words some i dont even know what they mean. Now were all woopin each other in wii boxing and I got to go cuz Iam up vs the undefeated, Madison AKA The Doombringer which we have to call her or else...
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
escaping death and my big black heroe
So, this was my freshmen year and I was a little wild and heavy into weed. One day I came home and I got high, i was gonna take a quick shower and then leave to hangout with my buds. I grabbed a towel and i have to walk thorough my parents room to get to the bathroom, so I went into the bathroom threw my towel on the toilet seat and as i stepped outside of my parents room the door locked behind me. I jiggled it but it wouldn't budge so i walked around my house to the bathroom window because usually if you hit the window up it will pop open. But the window would not open, frustrated I hit it with both hands with a little bit more force. Instantly the window busted! Both of my arms went through the window and back out. I looked at my left arm and there was a little glass shard sticking in my forearm the rest of my left arm was unharmed but as i look at my right arm i had two big filleted gashes. The first one was on the side of my wrist and the skin was flapped over and the bone was visible. The second gash was on the inside of my arm opposite from the elbow. the skin was flapped over too, and this big purple artery was hanging out it wasn't cut but the doc said if id cut that i would of been dead. I didn't know what to do, it didn't hurt but blood was pouring. So i tried to scoop my artery back in flip the skin over. Then the gash on the inside of my arm, i tried to bend my arm so it would be smothered by my bicep so it would slow the bleeding. so the second cut on the side of my wrist i pressed it against my chest to slow that one from bleeding as much. i was running around my house t-shirt soaked in blood, hella woozy. I couldn't get to my house phone cuz it was locked in the room too. I pulled out my cell phone trying to call 911. As i called 911 it sent me to an operator so i was like fuck! I ran outside my house collapsed on my walkway and yelled help!!! I looked up the street and i saw some Mexican ladies staring at me as if i was joking. Then i looked to the other side and the t-shirtless muscular African American came running towards me. I was hella out of it and he cradled me and held my arm like I was doing. He got a hold of 911, and the paramedics showed up quick, as they showed up the dude that saved me disappeared. I was put into the ambulance and they put an I.V. into my wrist because loss of blood. i got taken to the hospital and got stitched up. It took me two weeks to find that guy but i found him and thanked him.
P.S Sam Ketron can't die.
P.S Sam Ketron can't die.
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