THIS STORY IS FAKE ... I swear.
It was the night of Friday the 13th. There were ten of us, first we played hide-n-go-seek in the wooden park for an hour or two. Then we got twelve forty's and a huge bottle of vodka. The car we had was a little red five seat er. The driver drove, his girlfriend sat in shotgun, then me and three kids sat in the backseat, then we had two people sprawled on top of us and two people in the trunk. We went to a house first, after that we switched seats and I rode in the trunk with a friend. We were a little cramped but we sprawled to each side and had room. There was a speaker in the trunk so we were giggin' hard. Then a beer rolled between us and we cracked it and gulped it. Then we switched seats and i had my original seat. Then we smoked some blunts and kept sappin' the beer and the big bottle. Then we drove to the industrial park and opened all doors and had the car keep driving. We danced on the roof as the car coasted with the music blasting. I've got a forty in one hand and the bottle in the other hand. Everyone kept switching spots giggin' hella hard. Then two of my buds jumped off and was giggin' on the side of the building. Then two more of my buddies jumped off and climbed up the ladder to get a rooftop view. Then six of us jumped in the car and I sat out on the window part with my legs in the car. I had one hand in the car holding the handle and my other hand was holding the bottle of vodka. So we kept racing really fast in this circular track between the buildings. Then we would hit a corner and the driver would throw up the E-brake and we would drift, screeching around the corner, whipping across these wet roads. We would smash forward, pull the E-brake and cut the wheel and kept flying forward spinning out of control, while I am halfway out of the window holding on so tight and gripping the bottle of vodka even tighter. This driver had such good bars at driving. He would hit the E-brake and drift perfectly. Then the two people by the building put big wooden barricades when we hit the next corner going hella fast and we saw it and I thought we were going to drive straight into it, but he just pulls his E-brake and we skirt all the way to it until about two feet and jerk to a stop. Then I jumped off and started booking up the ladder where two of my friends were. So as I was on this two story roof with two of my friends, i walked up to my buddy who was on the phone sitting on this big bubble window. right when i got next to him the window cracked and my buddy started falling in he hit his back on a bar that was two feet down from the window. He started slippin backwards off the pull, but before he fell i launched my arm towards his collar and yanked him out. we both looked down into the factory and started laughin. if he would of fell he would of been badly injured or worst. So we climbed off the roof and partied some more on ground lvl. As we were smashin off everyone was tryin to get in the car and close the doors. but we picked up speed to fast and the doors wernt close. this girl was about to fall and eat it, and i was hammered so the first thing that came into mind was this girl needs room and iam dangling out the car i didnt want to get run over by the back wheel and i didnt want her to get run over. so i yelled let go and kicked off the car and tucked in a ball. I rolled and it didnt hurt one bit. i got up and started chasin the car they pulled over and let me in. Then we were off to fairfield for more havoc through out the night. This had to be one of the most hyphyest events in my life. I am not gonna finish this story, but I woke up the next afternoon on a couch that was quite comfy.
It was the night of Friday the 13th. There were ten of us, first we played hide-n-go-seek in the wooden park for an hour or two. Then we got twelve forty's and a huge bottle of vodka. The car we had was a little red five seat er. The driver drove, his girlfriend sat in shotgun, then me and three kids sat in the backseat, then we had two people sprawled on top of us and two people in the trunk. We went to a house first, after that we switched seats and I rode in the trunk with a friend. We were a little cramped but we sprawled to each side and had room. There was a speaker in the trunk so we were giggin' hard. Then a beer rolled between us and we cracked it and gulped it. Then we switched seats and i had my original seat. Then we smoked some blunts and kept sappin' the beer and the big bottle. Then we drove to the industrial park and opened all doors and had the car keep driving. We danced on the roof as the car coasted with the music blasting. I've got a forty in one hand and the bottle in the other hand. Everyone kept switching spots giggin' hella hard. Then two of my buds jumped off and was giggin' on the side of the building. Then two more of my buddies jumped off and climbed up the ladder to get a rooftop view. Then six of us jumped in the car and I sat out on the window part with my legs in the car. I had one hand in the car holding the handle and my other hand was holding the bottle of vodka. So we kept racing really fast in this circular track between the buildings. Then we would hit a corner and the driver would throw up the E-brake and we would drift, screeching around the corner, whipping across these wet roads. We would smash forward, pull the E-brake and cut the wheel and kept flying forward spinning out of control, while I am halfway out of the window holding on so tight and gripping the bottle of vodka even tighter. This driver had such good bars at driving. He would hit the E-brake and drift perfectly. Then the two people by the building put big wooden barricades when we hit the next corner going hella fast and we saw it and I thought we were going to drive straight into it, but he just pulls his E-brake and we skirt all the way to it until about two feet and jerk to a stop. Then I jumped off and started booking up the ladder where two of my friends were. So as I was on this two story roof with two of my friends, i walked up to my buddy who was on the phone sitting on this big bubble window. right when i got next to him the window cracked and my buddy started falling in he hit his back on a bar that was two feet down from the window. He started slippin backwards off the pull, but before he fell i launched my arm towards his collar and yanked him out. we both looked down into the factory and started laughin. if he would of fell he would of been badly injured or worst. So we climbed off the roof and partied some more on ground lvl. As we were smashin off everyone was tryin to get in the car and close the doors. but we picked up speed to fast and the doors wernt close. this girl was about to fall and eat it, and i was hammered so the first thing that came into mind was this girl needs room and iam dangling out the car i didnt want to get run over by the back wheel and i didnt want her to get run over. so i yelled let go and kicked off the car and tucked in a ball. I rolled and it didnt hurt one bit. i got up and started chasin the car they pulled over and let me in. Then we were off to fairfield for more havoc through out the night. This had to be one of the most hyphyest events in my life. I am not gonna finish this story, but I woke up the next afternoon on a couch that was quite comfy.
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